It’s Father’s Day today and I can’t think of a more important job than raising your kids right. Don’t believe me? Well then, I have two words for you: Bowe and Bergdhal.
As much as some stretch-panted lesbian might try to marginalize the role of fathers with their mullet-headed, misguided, misandristic Weltanschauung, the stats clearly state that when pop is in the house, and he properly doles out TLC, the kids come out as a great asset to the planet instead of selfish jackasses.
And that’s what our country needs: parents raising kids who love God and our country and don’t cost our nation one red cent, but rather add tremendous value to this great experiment in self-governance.
Y’know, sometimes I wonder if Obama had been properly fathered then maybe our country wouldn’t be so embarrassed, in debt and internationally laughed at right now.
Therefore, and herewith, are nine ways you, the young dad, can make certain you don’t raise a kid like el presidente.
1. Make sure your children appreciate this nation, its founding docs and its original intent and not some wet dream Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn had back in the late ‘60s when they were high on acid, Che Guevara and Saul Alinsky. Especially be certain that they love our Armed Forces who protect us and not slice and dice their benefits.
2. Make certain your kids know it’s wrong to lie your butt off to people who have given you their trust. For instance, if you tell people "they can keep their health care plan and their doctors, period!” then mean that, dammit.
3. If in the event your offspring does make mistakes and situations get worse under their care, train your child to own their mistakes instead of blaming George W. Bush for their ham-fisted, ill-thought out blunders.
4. Teach your child that glib speeches read from a teleprompter that are laced with platitudes and horse manure do not replace character, honesty and integrity.
5. Lovingly school your young child that when he gets older, writing two books about yourself, or worse yet, having them ghost-written about oneself, is really, really weird and doesn’t make one a great leader but rather a Little Lord Fauntleroy.
6. Take the time also to train your dear child to throw a baseball properly so he doesn’t look … uh … um … effeminate should he ever be called upon to throw out a first pitch during a baseball game.
7. Father, if you have a son, let him know it’s okay for him to drink out of a straw when he’s like … uh … three but not when he’s the leader of the free world. At least not in public; and if he ever does drink from a straw in public tell him to never look someone of the same sex in the eye while doing so. The same goes for eating a banana.
8. In addition, dads, please instruct your spawn not to frickin’ spy on people. Okay? It’s rude and no one likes it and people will think you’re a paranoid control freak.
9. And finally, teach your young whippersnapper if he is a boy to forego marrying a mean woman who’s ashamed of this nation and wants to police what people eat and don’t eat.
Happy Father’s Day and good luck.
This is the MAJOR problem in the black community, and it is spreading to other demographics as well. I agree a father is needed! In Obama’s case, he had his grandparents who were card carrying communists to raise him.
ReplyDeleteThere are some interesting documentaries out there that say that Obama Sr. is not Barry’s father, but is a man named Frank Marshall Davis (who was also a card carrying communist.) Barry had male role models, but the wrong type.
His mother was sadly a whore; she probably got pregnant with Davis’ seed while doing some photo shoots with him and used Obama, Sr. as a prop because her “father” couldn’t be associated with known communists (it was reported that he worked in a sensitive position…maybe with the CIA and the person HE was watching was Frank Marshall Davis).
I know…Obama’s tangled web of a life if beyond words. However, things are clearer when one realizes that HIS family was also communist.
Obviously Obama was touched by the muslim community and now wishes to help their most radical elements because of his hatred of America.
Anyway…I digress…very true words above that encapsulate the problems happening in minority families today. The black man has been supplanted by government welfare checks. I bet more than half the problems in the black community can be linked to an absence of the father. A good study would be to examine how many of the black kids go bad when raised in a loving family with a father and a mother.