By: Diane Sori and Craig Andresen / RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS on
American Political Radio bit.ly/2cpXuRd
President Trump...
25. Will donate The Moo’s First Lady
wardrobe to a traveling circus and freak-show
24. Will remove the urinal from The Moo’s private bathroom
and replace it with a gold plated bidet for Melania
23. Will order all area rugs removed
from the WH on the off chance they were used as prayer rugs these past 8 years
22. Will send the WH removed area/prayer rugs to Gitmo so
Obama will feel more at home there
21. Will sign an EO making the first
100 days last only 90 days to save money
20. Will use Hillary’s industrial strength temporary
facelift tapes to repair some of our nation’s infrastructure and bridges
19. Will appoint a special
investigator to look for any signs of intelligent life in John ‘Swiftboat’ Kerry
18. Will order the words climate change to now officially
and forever be known as the WEATHER
17. Will order Nancy Pelosi’s and
Debbie Wasserman-Shultz’s mouths duct taped shut or require them to wear ‘Make
America Great Again’ hats and ‘I love Donald Trump’ pins anytime they want or
need to address the House
16. Will order all the celebrities who said they would leave
the country if he won to actually leave
15. Will order Ben Carson to turn
the UN building into public housing
14. Will appoint a task force to officially apologize for
all the inappropriate and stupid things said by Uncle Joe ‘Bite-Me’ Biden
13. Will order any and all
electronic devices...computers included...removed from Hillary’s possession
12. Will make Julian Assange special liaison to the main
stream media
11. Will order the southern border
wall to include LaLafornia
10. Will abolish the IRS and replace it with an IOU
9. Will write the forward to Bill
O’Reilly’s next book...Killing ObamaCare
8. Will order Hillary to shut the hell up already and move
on with her life...out of the political arena
7. Trump will travel to all the
countries that Obama apologized to…and tell them to stick it where the sun
don’t shine…in the nicest way he knows how
6. Will make BiBi Netanyahu the honorary flying
bitch-slapping ambassador to Iran
5. Will issue an order removing
political correctness from our military by ordering the generals to get out
there and kick some islamic ass
4. Will eliminate all czars except one...naming Vladimir
Putin the honorary czar of Russia
3. As a gesture of good will we will
send Cuba one working jeep to be used in Raul Castro’s funeral procession
2. Will issue a directive to ‘Mad Dog’ Mattis that one more
word from that North Korean nincompoop will result in a 30-day carpet bombing
north of the 38th parallel causing 10’s of dollars in damages
1. Will order the facebook gods to
leave Diane Sori and Craig Andresen the hell alone
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah
from
RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS
Craig Andresen and Diane Sori
