
One week to go for the imminent decision on the new
course that Americans will take their country. And there really are only
two options nationally; the beginnings of recovery for a badly bruised
intellect – or – unbridled bat guano crazy.
While the
sparkle has come off Barack Obama’s crown, voters no longer have the
opportunity to vote him off the throne. But next week, citizens will
decide whether to checkmate the President by giving the Republicans a
majority in the United States Senate. Here are seven reasons that
America will vote Republican this year:
1. National
Defense – This primary responsibility of the federal government has been
effectively mismanaged for a good six years now. The world has always
had an abundance of narcissistic jerks bent on world domination. But
between 1783 and 2008, they operated more like delusional
street-crazies. Their lusts were tethered by the knowledge that if they
acted on their impulses, the United States military would shock them
back to bearable behavior. But
evil villains
are evidently not intimidated by our current Sissy In Chief. The
President will need the added pressure of Republican control in both
houses of Congress to support his international spine.
2.
Health care –Now that the Democrats have invited government bureaucrats
into every one of our body cavities, it is time for the citizens to
respond as if they still have some measure of self-esteem. Ideally,
Obamacare will be uprooted and replaced with free-market systems in
2017. But while the President has two years left to complete his vision
of socialized medicine, it is critical that both chambers of Congress
are controlled by the loyal opposition.
3. National
debt of $17,000,000,000,000 – Only a conservative-controlled Congress
will bother to develop a plan to recover from the current 17 trillion
dollar debt. And only a balanced budget constitutional amendment would
deliver the nation from its current path of self-destruction. With the
possibility of a Republican president and Republican controlled congress
just two years away, we cannot afford to miss the rare opportunity to
entertain a balanced budget amendment.
4. Energy –
Controlling Washington’s ridiculous spending spree is only one half of
the solution necessary to recover from America’s enormous debt. Paying
down all those zeros will require an economic explosion akin to the
dot-com era. Fortunately, the nation is sitting on natural resources
that can provide exactly that. And displacing the religious
environmentalist Democrats with pragmatic business Republicans will
release America’s natural entrepreneurial spirit to pull energy out of
the ground and sell it to the rest of the world for a tidy profit.
5.
Supreme Court Justice Nominees – We are extremely fortunate to have
made it this far with only two Supreme Court Justices having been
appointed by the radical President Obama. The ages of the remaining
justices dictate that more replacements are imminent. In the unfortunate
circumstance where Barack Obama would nominate one or more additional
justices, a Republican Senate would be able to non-consent another Ruth
Bader Ginsburg.
6. Illegal Immigration – By now, it
should only be a mystery to the New York Times that the Democratic Party
has been flooding the U.S. with illegal immigrants toward increasing
their voter base. Even Republican senators will need reminding from
their base to behave according to the party platform on this topic. But a
conservative majority in the Senate could help get the nation back to
inviting only those who will contribute to the American dream rather
than overwhelm our culture with conflicting interests.
7.
Epic Lame Duck Syndrome – Elected officials who have no fear of voter
reprisal in the final phase of their term will sometimes take actions
that would otherwise ruin their chances of re-election. The last
significant example of this is Bill Clinton’s
impressive list
of pardons and commutations for an unsavory group of thieves, tax
cheats and drug traffickers. But the Obama Administration reportedly has
plans to go
non compos mentis
as he golfs his way to the finish line. With unprecedented arrogance
and a demonstrated disregard for the Constitution, only a Republican
majority in both the House and the Senate will be able to withstand the
behavior that promises to fly out of the West Wing between now and noon
on January 20, 2017.