
Jonathan Gruber seems to be giving the propagandists of
Nazi Germany and Soviet Russia a run for their money. In addition to
bragging about hoodwinking the American public into believing that
healthcare reform was actually about reforming healthcare, he has also
called abortion a
“social good” because it kills “marginal children” in
poor communities. This gem of a human being, unsurprisingly, was also a
vocal advocate for former Mayor Mike Bloomberg’s cigarette tax… Ya
know, the $5.85 tax on each pack of smokes (which inevitably drives
tobacco sales to the criminal, tax-evading, entrepreneurs like Eric
Garner)?
According to Breitbart.com:
Michael
Bloomberg, who is infamous for regulating everything from large sodas
to tanning salons to guns, hired Jonathan Gruber in 2008 to write a report on the implications of tobacco taxes, titled A Modern Economic View of Tobacco Taxation
.
So
Gruber was paid by Bloomy to put a positive spin on the NYC tobacco
tax?
Well… I guess that pretty much explains why the tax seems to be as
much of a disaster as Obamacare. Sure, Bloomberg might have been able to
pay an academic snake-oil salesman to put his Goebbels spin on the
Nannycratic (and excessive) taxation of Lucky Strikes, but that doesn’t
change the fact that the law is
still based on dependably
oppressive big-government. (If Eric Garner was killed by NYPD for
refusing to pay a cigarette tax, I’d hate to see what happens to someone
who refuses to pay their Obamacare tax.)
Aside from Gruber’s
obvious penchant for pitching oppressive government schemes, he also
seems to have a knack for defending policies doomed to failure. Heck,
while the American public has been increasingly kicking the habit of
puffing on a cancer stick,
New Yorkers have been exponentially picking it up. (I guess Al Capone was right: Outlaw a vice, and millionaires will be made.) It’s almost enough to make you wonder if Gruber
advertises his ability to dupe the American public into hopeless experiments of big-government failure.
Just
like Obamacare, Bloomberg’s punitive tax on tobacco is ineffective,
invasive, and antithetical to market based morality. (And, given that I
never called the killing of unborn children a “social good” because it
targets “marginal children”, I think I have a little moral high ground
from which to lecture Gruber.) Gruber, regrettably, represents
everything that is wrong with the progressive dependence on academic
propaganda justification.
After all, the consequence of big government is not that hard to quantify:
Cigarette
taxes encourage those (highly addicted) smokers to smuggle, steal, or
import their habit. Obamacare’s “taxes”, regulations, and fees tend to
hike the overall cost of healthcare. Both of these
observations are based off of current trends, not some whitepaper drafted by an Ivy League fertilizer salesman. (Apologies to
actual fertilizer salesmen.)
It
figures that Gruber crafted a PR campaign for the tax that ultimately
cost Eric Garner his life.
Jonathan Gruber has made millions of dollars
shilling for progressive agendas; but his specialization seems to be
crafting lies, distortions, and manipulations to sugar coat progressive
failures. After all, academics aren’t really concerned with the
real-world implications of their policy prescriptions (like increased
costs, dropped healthcare coverage, or the death of Eric Garner)… Just
so long as “dumb” voters believe them long enough to get the policy put
into effect.
In other words: Gruber’s your typical progressive apologist.