Vice President Biden unfurled his genius during a Google+ “fireside” hangout last month stating that
having “armed guards in schools would be a terrible mistake.”
Really, José? Why don’t you rock up to Price Middle School in Atlanta
on Monday morning and bray that insanity to the teachers and students
who were spared an early grave because an armed guard took out the latest Lanza wannabe before he could waylay his peers?
Oh, I’m sorry. Y’all haven’t heard about the armed guard taking down a
shooter who passed his gun through the metal detectors at an Atlanta
middle school? My bad. I forgot that the Lamestream Media doesn’t report
on commonsense solutions to potential mass murders. It doesn’t fit the
fables they’re trying to foist upon us, ergo they give it dog meat
during the evening “news.” God … I’m so stupid to assume that you had
heard about it. I’ll never learn. Click the link in the second paragraph
if you want the lowdown on this situation, which totally validates the
no-duh fact that a gun in the hands of a good dude stops bad guys before
things get ugly. Durrrrrrrrr.
Anyway, back to Biden and his ilk’s brilliance on combating mass
murderers. Biden said that not only do we not need armed guards in
schools and that such a thing would be a mistake, but he also chimed in
that what schools really need is a more robust staff of shrinks to
dissuade Scooter, Jr. from strafing his mates.
Not wanting to be out-Bidened,
this week the DHS rolled out an instructional video that counseled those in a mass-shooting scenario to …
Number one: Call 911. Okay, this is generally a good idea. However,
bear in mind that the average number of people killed by a mass murderer
by the time the law has finally arrived is about fourteen. The average
number of people killed when an armed civilian is there is 2.5. Thanks,
DHS, for looking out for us.
Remember, folks: When seconds count, the
police are minutes away. Yep, the average response time for the police
to get to such a situation is around five minutes … and the average
response time of my .357 magnum shooting Hornady’s 125gr. FXT Critical
Defense rounds out of my S&W Airlite is 1,200 feet per second.
Number two: Hide under the desk. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I
believe that the Virginia Tech tool who killed many co-eds shot them
while they cowered under their desks. Cowering under a desk, playing
opossum, is not the way this cowboy wants to be remembered. I think this
is what is called the “Pussification” of the American male.
Number three: Use scissors. Another thing that floored me in the
video was the DHS advising those who are forced to field such a crappy
conundrum to pick up some scissors and confront the culprit. Scissors?
Really?
What kind of scissors, Janet? Pinking shears or Floyd the
barber’s clippers?
Look, I’m not beyond sticking a pair of scissors into
a murderer’s skull if that’s my only recourse, but I still think a gun
would be a better weapon —just like our president once said while
campaigning: “Never bring a knife to a gun fight.” If the DHS wants to
play “Glock, paper, scissors” with my life, I’m going for Glock every
time.
You know the Left yarbles on and on about how precious our children
are and how they want to protect the kids, but they think armed guards
on our campuses is oh, so cave-mannish. Meanwhile, they protect the
president, congressmen, governors, and celebrities; they protect
sporting events, jewelry stores, gold caches, banks, office buildings,
factories and courts with guns, yet they defend our kids with “Gun Free
Zone” signs and recommend teachers use scissors.
Pardon my French,
parents, but you’re bat crap crazy and these mass shootings will go on
and on if you keep listening to the asininities of the lunatic Left.