Friday, January 31, 2014

Friday Fume...and it's meant to be sarcasm people so don't get bent out of shape...


By: Craig Andresen

How ‘bout that State of the Union speech, huh?

In Egypt, when a guy wins a “DEMOCRATIC” election and then, declares himself the DICTATOR…The OPPOSITION PARTY has him ARRESTED AND PUT ON TRIAL!!!

Over here…The opposition party offers a trio of rebuttals and then goes on a retreat.

In Orange County California…Police served a search warrant…5 MONTHS AFTER NEIGHBORS REPORTED A STENCH COMING FROM A HOUSE…SO BAD IT MADE THEM PUKE…And found a TEACHER living amongst approximately…450 SNAKES AND RATS…MANY OF WHICH WERE DEAD WITH THE LIVES ONES CANABALIZING THE DEAD ONES!!!

Sounds like the assembled audience at the  SOTU but only stinking half as bad.

AND…

It’s Super Bowl week and we now why the Falcons went 4 and 12 last year.

They knew the big game was set for NEW JERSEY in FEBRUARY and…

THEY WERE AFRAID THERE MIGHT BE 2 INCHES OF SNOW!!!

Patriots and friends…It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

And then…There were 3…Heading for the elected socialists retirement VILLAGES, where they can relax, play golf and REAP THE REWARDS OF BEING CAREER A-HOLES!!!

That’s right…

First, it was George Miller from the house…THEN…Max Baucus…2 ARCHITECTS OF OBAMACARE to announce THEIR impending “CAN’T WIN BECAUSE OF OBAMUNISM” 
retirements and now…

YOU CAN ADD HENRY WAXMAN to the list.

When it comes to the Obamacare criticism he’s been getting from people who have been thrown from their insurance policies…
I guess Waxman’s had…

A SNOOT FULL!!!
According to the groundhog…

“After 40 years in Congress, it’s time for someone else to have the chance to make his or her mark.”

It’s California folks so, don’t get to expecting even so much as a RINO is gonna get THAT seat.

It’ll be just another mark making Marxist.

But you can SEE what’s happening…All those who DREW UP THE SOCIALIST MANDATE are the FIRST democRATS TO JUMP OFF THE SINKING SHIP!!!

The cowards…PUT IN PLACE A SYSTEM THAT IS DESTROYING THE ECONOMY AND COSTING AMERICANS…THROUGH THE WAXMAN…I mean…NOSE…MAKE THE CORRUPT IRS ENFORCE IT AND LAUNCH A WEBSITE DESIGNED FOR IDENTITY THIEVES TO STEAL ALL OUR PERSONAL INFO AND THEN…

RUN AWAY AND TELL US IT’S TIME TO MAKE WAY…FOR A NEW SOCIALIST???

And you morons think anybody’s convinced that Obamacare’s working and the Tea Party is FINISHED???

If that wasn’t so LAUGHABLE…I’d be…

Fuming.

Well…Isn’t this nice.

DISNEY has introduced their FIRST GAY CHARACTERS to one of their shows.

In a throwback to the 1920’s, Disney will ditch their “HAPPIEST” place on earth moniker for…

DISNEY…THE “GAYEST” PLACE ON EARTH!!!

Sorry San Fran…Your queens have been replaced by RODENTS.

In the story from “Good Luck Charlie” the girl’s parents invite her little friend over for a play date and “Taylor” who could be a boy OR a girl…Shows up with His or HER 2 moms.

According to Disney and their PR department, they did it, “to be relevant to kids and families around the world and to reflect themes of diversity and inclusiveness.”
GREAT!!!!!

So…We’ll be expecting to see DUCK DYNASTY moving to DISNEY soon???

Maybe Disney could REALLY break new ground and be TOTALLY RADICAL by producing a NEW show called…

“TEA TIME WITH TED CRUZ!!!!!!”

No???

Well then, SOMEBODY needs to inform Disney that being, 
relevant to kids and families around the world and to reflect themes of diversity and inclusiveness,” is NOT a ONE WAY STREET before we wind up with a bunch of BLACK, GAY, HOMELESS, ILLEGAL ALIEN, GUYS GETTING FREE,TAXPAYER FUNDED SEX CHANGES AND STICKING THEIR ASSES IN THE AIR 5 TIMES A DAY TO THE CALL TO MUZZIKETEER PRAYERS!!!!!

I’m fuming.

And finally…

Let me take a moment and address the end of the world.

Dear Atlanta…

IT WAS 2 INCHES OF FREAKIN’ SNOW!!!

2 INCHES!!!

Okay, I realize it doesn’t snow in Atlanta very often and they don’t have a fleet of snow plows on standby but…

YOU DIDN’T NEED A FLEET OF SNOW PLOWS…WHAT YOU NEEDED WAS…
A BROOM!!!

IT WAS 2 INCHES OF SNOW FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!
 
Okay…You got a little freezing rain underneath it.

SO WHAT???

HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER WATCHED…“ICE ROAD TRUCKERS???”

Kids stranded in SCHOOL BUSES??? MORE kids having to sleep IN THEIR SCHOOLS???

FOR 2 DAYS???

That’s a day per inch.

AT THAT RATE…THE KIDS IN SIOUX FALLS WOULD BE CONSIDERED HOME SCHOOLED AND THEY WOULDN’T EVEN BE AT HOME!!!

Are you KIDDING ME???

ALL BECAUSE GROWN UPS FREAKED OUT AND STARTED CRASHING THEIR CARS AND TRUCKS IN…

2 INCHES OF SNOW???

There were people SLEEPING IN THE GROCERY STORES…FOR 2 DAYS…ON TOP OF TOILET PAPER???

In the Dollar Store…They had to curl up on 1 PLY!!!!

I assume those with bad backs WERE OUT LIKE A LIGHT IN THE CANNED GOODS AISLE.

Here’s the most insane part of it…PEOPLE ABANDONED THEIR CARS…ON THE INTERSTATE!!! They just got out and walked away. THEY WALKED AWAY…WENT HOME ON FOOT…IN THE GLOBAL WARMING BLIZZARD OF THE CENTURY THEY…WALKED HOME…because they couldn’t drive IN 2 INCHES OF FREAKIN SNOW!!!

Hey…What about people that sleep in the nude???

Oh, yeah…WALMART!!!!!

I grew up in Nebraska and lived there for more than 40 years. It snows in Nebraska and, there’s plenty of freezing rain and ice there too. Where I live NOW…It snows and, when it does…THEY SET THE BLADES OF THE PLOWS…INTENTIONALLY…TO LEAVE 2 INCHES OF SNOW ON THE ROADS!!!

You people down there are living in ATLANTA…Not POMPEII!!!!

IT’S 2 INCHES OF SNOW!!!

SUCK…IT…UP…YOU…CUPCAKES…YOU!!!

In other parts of the country, there are earthquakes, wild fires, tornadoes…HECK…SOMEBODY CLOSED DOWN THE GEORGE WASHINGTON BRIDGE IN NEW JERSEY AND NOBODY WAS CAMPING OUT AT THE HOME DEPOT FOR 2 DAYS!!!

IN ATLANTA…WHERE THEY DO YARD WORK 12 MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR…SLEEPING IN THE HOME DEPOT BECAUSE OF…2 INCHES OF SNOW!!!

BUY A DAMN LEAF BLOWER AND GO…THE HELL…HOME!!!!

It took an ASTEROID to wipe out the dinosaurs AND THEY HAD BRAINS THE SIZE OF WALNUTS but…NOT QUITE ENOUGH SNOW TO REACH ALL THE WAY UP TO A PERSON’S ANKLES DAMN NEAR DESTROYED “INTELLIGENT” LIFE IN ATLANTA???

And then there was Carol Costello over at CNN…a liberal propaganda purveyor…Who interviewed Atlanta’s version of RAY NAGIN…Mayor KASIM REED regarding the apocalypse…railing about how SHE got stranded in the CNN PARKING LOT for an hour BECAUSE OF THE TRAFFIC JAM ON THE STREET then, tried again later…FINALLY MAKING THE 20 MINUTE COMMUTE AFTER A 2 HOUR DRIVE and after the interview she said…

“I was amazed that he kept passing the buck — pointing fingers everywhere but at himself. I think that’s where my frustration came from. I wanted him to say, ‘I’m angry and frustrated at the response and I’m going to get to the bottom of it.’ He didn’t say that. Being a citizen of Atlanta and caught in the mess, I know what it felt like … I wanted to get answers from the man who was supposed to be protecting me from that and I didn’t get that.”

Listen, you  socialist simp…

YOU WORK AT WHAT MASQUERADES AS A…NEWS…NETWORK and YOU didn’t hear ANYTHING about a GIANT TRAFFIC JAM…RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR OWN BUILDING???

You want to “GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT???”

IT’S…2 INCHES…TO THE BOTTOM OF IT!!!!!

You…COSTELLO…Couldn’t get out of your own parking lot because of 2 inches of snow and…

YOU’RE PISSED BECAUSE SOME LIBERAL…YOU VOTED FOR…DIDN’T…”PROTECT YOU” FROM YOURSELF AND THE REST OF ATLANTA’S OWN INABILITY TO DRIVE A CAR THROUGH ALL OF 2 INCHES OF SNOW?????

FRANKLY MY DEAR…I DON’T GIVE A DAMN!!!

She sounds like the sort of woman who would fall into a COMA because of a BAD HAIR DAY!!!

With all the sweet tea sippin’, can’t drive for CRAP, “IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD BECAUSE IT SNOWED 2 INCHES” and “I’M GONNA SUE THE GOVERNMENT BECAUSE I HAD TO SLEEP ON TOILET PAPER IN AISLE 6 FOR 2 NIGHTS,” WHINERS OVER THERE…

I’M STARTING TO THINK SHERMAN WAS ON TO SOMETHING WHEN HE BURNED ATLANTA TO THE GROUND!!!!!

My friends and fellow patriots…

Today IS Friday and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!

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