1)
It doesn't matter whether you're yelling at someone who never knew you
existed five minutes ago, lying about a conservative because you don't
agree with him or even throwing a brick through a strore window, you are
always the poor, oppressed victim.2) By default, liberals can't be racist, sexist, or homophobic by virtue of being liberal. In other words, if a socialist like Hitler were around today, not only would he deny he is anti-Semitic, he'd be calling OTHER PEOPLE anti-Semitic.
3) The only bad, wrong and immoral thing you can do is being judgmental enough to label an activity bad, wrong, or immoral. That makes you sound like Rick Santorum and even if you turn out to be right about a lot of things over the long term, is it worth it if you sound like Rick Santorum?
4) Women, blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, gays, Jews, Asians -- pretty much everyone but straight white males -- are weak, hapless, sad victims who are barely capable of tying their own shoes without a liberal writing a government policy that does it for them.
5) There is no such thing as the failure of a liberal policy; there are only well meaning left-wingers doing wonderful things. If they don't turn out as expected, there must be evil, awful conservative Republicans causing it somehow -- probably George W. Bush or alternately, if he's busy planning new wars, Dick Cheney, Rush Limbaugh, Ted Cruz or Sarah Palin.
6) Liberalism is a jealous god and it will not tolerate anything, especially Christianity, being put before it. If Jesus wants to be a significant part of your life, He better call for gay marriage and a carbon tax first.
7) It's better to bankrupt a city like Detroit, cause the deaths of millions in Africa by banning DDT, or destroy the American health care system with Obamacare than to be called "mean" for choosing policies based on whether they work or not.
8) Not only should you go ahead and covet your neighbor's possessions, you should encourage other people to do it, too. Then, you should call for the government to take their possessions and redistribute them. After they get done, there may not be much of anything left, but then you'll all be equally poor and miserable and there's a lot to be said for that.
9) Disagreeing with a black Democrat? Racist. Opposing Affirmative Action? Racist. Think we pay out too much in welfare and food stamps? Racist. Don't like the IRS? Racist. Republican? Racist. Wait, what are we talking about? Racist!
10) Money is no object -- taxpayer money, of course, not your own. Your money, you want to keep. But, when other people's money is on the line, it's worth spending any amount, no matter how large, to achieve any good, no matter how small.
Conservative 10 Commandments:
ReplyDelete1. Thou shalt talk about Christian principles, but not live by them.
2. Thou shalt attack opponents personally when you can’t win on policies.
3. Thou shalt call yourself pro-life, but be in favor of the death penalty.
4. Thou shalt call yourself pro-life, and put guns in the hands of school children.
5. Thou shalt give lip service to democracy and the Constitution while taking away civil liberties.
6. Profit is the Lord Thy God, thou shalt not put the people’s interest above the ‘free market” that ravaged the economy.
7. Thou shalt make sure fetuses have health coverage, but leave children and babies behind.
8. Thou shalt bear false witness against your opponents and propogate fear.
9. Thou shalt run on a platform for the people, then obstruct all motions toward progress in the name of ‘winning.’
10. Thou shalt call the media liberal, so that people forget that the media is owned by corporations with a conservative fiscal agenda.
A typical liberal reply, answer without answering! I could answer each number individually, but why bother! You read nothing on these pages and make stupid remarks. Can't you even debate?
DeleteYou nuts aren't worthy of debate. You're barely worthy of mockery.
DeleteYou nuts aren't worthy of debate. You're barely worthy of mockery.
DeleteI agree with John Hawkins 100%. I salute you sir! To acknowledge there is a problem is the first step in fixing it!
ReplyDeleteWe need a leader; someone like a George Washington! Our country which my made by patriots is dying; we need to save it. We need to stick together to fight this plague of communism. We need to defeat Obama...he is our enemy.